15 funny mom quotes for laughs

15 Funny Motherhood Quotes for Belly laughs

Every mom needs a good laugh because being a mom is really hard work. It’s a 24/7 job and you’re always on call. While laughter can’t cure serious ailments, it has so many good short and long term benefits to your health. So when you’re stressed and need some laughter, read these funny motherhood quotes for belly laughs.

Funny Motherhood Quotes

1. “I’m unsure when my going to the bathroom turned into a family meeting, but I should definitely contact HR. Oh wait, that’s me.” – Jennifer Betts

 

2. “If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says keep away from children.” – Susan Savannah

 

3. “I always say if you aren’t yelling at your kids, you’re not spending enough time with them.” – Reese Witherspoon

 

4. “I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like my husband.” – Readersdigest.com

 

15 Funny Motherhood Quotes for Belly laughs

 

5. “There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or ask your kids not to do it.” – Malcolm Kushner

 

6. “Why don’t kids understand that their nap are not for them, but for us?” – Alyson Hannigan

 

7. “Having kids makes you look stable to the people who thought you were crazy and crazy to the people who thought you were stable.” – Kelly Oxford

8. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” – Phyllis Diller

 

15 Funny Motherhood Quotes for Belly laughs

 

9. “The majority of my diet is made up of foods that my kids didn’t finish.” – Carrie underwood

 

10. “Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare.” – Ed Asner

 

11. “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” – Nora Ephron

 

12. “Is there any way to file a temporary restraining against a toddler? Just like 24 hours, maybe. 2 days tops. Asking for a friend…” – Just Surviving Motherhood

 

13. “I used to have functioning brain cells but I traded them in for children.” – Unknown

 

14. “It’s not easy being a mother. It it were easy, fathers would do it.” – The Golden Girls

 

15. “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” – Erma Bombeck

 

 I hope you enjoyed these 15 funny motherhood quotes.

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24 Comments

  1. Star Harford

    August 17, 2021 at 9:31 am

    Haha brilliant. Thanks for making me laugh – I needed this today! Motherhood is awesome but most of these ring true!

    1. Always lovin' Mama

      August 17, 2021 at 9:59 am

      I’m glad you enjoyed it. Thanks!

    2. Barbie

      August 18, 2021 at 3:28 am

      I like all the quotes, especially the no. 3, 4, 8, and 10 haha ​​that’s true for me. Thank you for sharing good vibes.

  2. Dominique

    August 17, 2021 at 7:21 pm

    Very funny! And sadly I can relate to each of them — at different times. We also are looking to foster so we may be wading back in soon! I will remember these so I can laugh when it gets crazy!

  3. Risa Quejada Lopez

    August 18, 2021 at 1:49 am

    I can’t stop myself from laughing!

  4. Renata Green

    August 18, 2021 at 1:41 pm

    I love these quotes. After having raised a child I earned the right to have a good laugh.

  5. Cynthia Nicoletti

    August 18, 2021 at 1:52 pm

    Hahah love this post, and so true to. I want my children to have it all.

    1. Always lovin' Mama

      August 18, 2021 at 7:55 pm

      Thanks. Glad you stopped by.

  6. Clarice

    August 18, 2021 at 6:44 pm

    This definitely made my day! Thank you for sharing these funny quotes. The one from Reese Witherspoon is my favorite. LOL

    1. Always lovin' Mama

      August 18, 2021 at 7:55 pm

      I’m happy that you enjoyed them. Thanks for stopping by.

  7. siennylovesdrawing

    August 19, 2021 at 2:16 am

    Love this interesting read of all the funny quotes, thanks for this lovely sharing . Cheers, siennylovesdrawing

    1. Always lovin' Mama

      August 19, 2021 at 9:01 am

      Thanks so much for stopping by.

  8. Kenneth

    August 19, 2021 at 12:49 pm

    Super funny, love them all! Thanks for sharing, my wife liked it so much 🙂

    1. Always lovin' Mama

      August 19, 2021 at 5:27 pm

      Glad you enjoyed. Thanks for visiting.

    2. Always lovin' Mama

      August 22, 2021 at 6:11 pm

      Thanks for visiting.

  9. aisasami

    August 22, 2021 at 12:54 pm

    I have to share these with my mom. I bet she would get a kick out of these!

    1. Always lovin' Mama

      August 22, 2021 at 6:10 pm

      Please do! Thanks for visiting.

  10. Trema

    October 1, 2021 at 12:53 pm

    LOL, I love it! If you weren’t a sarcastic comic before motherhood, you will be now!

    1. Always lovin' Mama

      October 4, 2021 at 8:13 am

      So true! Thanks for reading.

  11. Debbie

    November 5, 2021 at 2:53 pm

    Too funny! I love these. This made my day. Thanks for sharing.

    1. Always lovin' Mama

      November 5, 2021 at 5:21 pm

      You’re welcome!

  12. Jodie the Mom

    January 3, 2022 at 3:25 pm

    These are hilarious and so true.

    1. Always lovin' Mama

      January 7, 2022 at 12:22 am

      Glad you had a laugh!

  13. Vi-Zanne

    March 25, 2022 at 1:40 pm

    So funny! I can relate to Carrie Underwood’s quote – my diet is mainly made up of my kids’ leftover!

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